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Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023


Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca

How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.

by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024


Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 19, 2024


Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 23, 2021


chew dare

Means You there

When you message someone instead of texting "Are you there"..you text "Chew Dare"...

by Checkmate26 August 23, 2017


Chew

When there's tension between people - an argument

I've got no chew with them

by Belly button 123 November 10, 2017


chew

Another word for “head” or “blowjob

friend 1- “i asked this girl last night for a chew”
friend 2- “did she give you it?

by shedeo March 29, 2022