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an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large
When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.
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when a girl needs to get laid and doesn't. The female equivalent of blue balls
"man, Eric and I haven't fucked in so long I have blue clit."
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Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.
I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.
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1) A person who is constantly sucking up to and/or excessively complimenting someone
2) A person who obsessively talks about someone in a positive way.
3) Exact opposite of a hater
4) Someone who is generally on another person's jock
Example of Clit-Ryder:
The best possible example of a celebrity clit-ryder is the singer Kelly Rowland, who is constantly clit-ryding Beyonce and Tina Knowles (Beyonce's mother).
Example of usage:
Kelly Rowland needs to stop clit-ryding Beyonce and focus on staying relevant.
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The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.
Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.
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1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.
Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.
2009
Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!
Dick slapped or clit bumped?!
She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.
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When a person is too shy, scared shitless, worried or too much much of a pussy, it is a great time to use the saying "what a clit" because it also defines the person as a pussy.
Guy 1: Hey man, so i like this girl but i'm too scared to ask her out..
Guy 2: Bro, what a clit!
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