Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender
“Have you seen supernatural? Ugh, Dean gives me so much jender envy”
When a super hot chick named Envy sits on your face and pussy farts and you try to catch it with your mouth
Girl get on my face and feed me the dirty envy
Personal envy towards another person due to their cranial diameter.
Greg has head envy towards me because he has such a bucket head and mine is the perfect size.
The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease
"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."
laura envy is when someone named laura gives u mega facking envy bc shes so pretty and ur so facking sad
i got massive laura envy.
1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour
G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!
That moment when you order your food then realize that you like how someone else’s food looks
I had a bad case of entrée envy when I saw the elegant dish my girlfriend ordered next to my rice dish.