Fag

1) A cigarette (only used by English people, usually lower class)

2) A male homosexual (offensive, whether you like it or not)

3) Your personal servant during boarding school (only used by rich and upper class English twats.)

Me: Can I bum a fag?
1) Low class English friend: Yeah bruv, lifted it from the off-license just last night
2) Random slightly blunt friend: Only if they bend over first
3) Upper class posh friend/twat: Jolly gracious me! How disgusting! Now sod off, I've got work to finish. *Continues bumming own fag*

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Run fag

Someone who constantly talks about running or something running related. Desires admiration for recent running achievements. Often will post running selfies or selfie action shots running.

“What’s up with John setting up his camera and taking selfies of himself running by?”

“Ya I saw that on Instagram. He’s such a run fag”

smoke a fag

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.

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Fag Blast

The explosive expulsion of Santorum from the recipient of anal sex.

He fag blasted all over my chest and proceeded to rub it into my sinuses.

"Hey, did you hear about Winthrop?"
"No, what happened?"
"I heard he took like three dicks up the ass and the back pressure of his fag blast coated the entire restroom of the gay bar with carnitas and regret."

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dex fag

A Dexfag is a weeb in dark souls who levels dexterity to use katanas and shit

Guy: Bro I just played Dark Souls
Other Guy: Cool! What did you level?
Guy: I leveled Dex!
Other Guy: What a Dex fag

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Mega-Fag

Being a Fag, not just any fag, but a fag that consists of over 9 billion times and even over infinity times. The biggest of the fags in the world.

Man, you see that kid's shoes? Wadda Mega-Fag.

fag

to repeatedly post a TV joke on line that you heard on South Park

Calling a group of people "fags" isn't funny, even if the TV machine told you to laugh.

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