A woman that has really bad hygiene.
That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.
Alternative term for edging
“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”
A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.
“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”
A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge
Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..
The male counterpart of a mudcricket.
Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.
when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long
this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn
When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.
"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"