Bus Spotting

The art of spotting the arrival of a bus, long before it reaches the bus spot. However, bus spotting is a talent usually possessed by people who never actually take the bus.
Considered by many as a gift from God, scientists continue to work out ways to maximise the gift, while hiring special agents to hunt bus spotters down and "bring them in for testing"

Jo: Yo boom, 128 on it's way down!

Boom: Cool man, nice bus spotting. You comin' down my joint?

Jo: Nah, got a plane to catch in 20 minutes.

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spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

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Spot check

Wiping the ass of a woman with damp toilet paper when she is bent over ready to have sex from behind to see if her ass is clean

Bro! I spot checked that bitch; her ass was chocked full of shit

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mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

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Heat Spot

Where u give a little tease to the clit to the point that the female can't stand it anymore, which causes sex to be more aggressive and give her the best orgasm of her life.

Jenae "So Payton, how was that date last friday?"
Payton "It was great, after the movie we went my house and Edward hit my heat spot like no other... Greatest sex ever!!!"

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magic spot

The entry to the ass hole.

"I poked her magic spot, and really freaked her out!"

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God Spot

The parking spot closest to your destination. This spot is rarely available, but when it is you feel like it was divine intervention.

Holly S&*& Damien, The God Spot is Open.

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