When you are incapable of being a regular human so you half do peace signs and half do finger guns and end up throwing scissors instead.
J: Are you mentally unstable?
L: Just a tad *scissors*
When you shake hands using the fagina by surprise
Chelsea came in for a handshake and I slipped her the scissor shake.
When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
Bros with long pinky nails with the specific purpose for nose picking.
Tom said, “Ouch Andy! You just scratched me with them pinky nails. Get them cut bro!”
Andy said, “I can’t. I need them to pick my nose.”
Tom said, “What? That’s some Edward Scissor Pinky shit!”
Scissoring with your clothes on
I love safety scissoring on the third date
When two girls fuck so basically rub their coochies all over each other and cum white osshie gooshy stuff everywhere.
I got scissoring last night by Jessa and she cummed shit on my mouth.