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The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
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the philly cheesesteak is a strict combination of the following actions in the following order...you first donkey punch a broad from behind, this then causes her to tighten her butt cheeks, thus making it able to give her the pink sock. after this you then give her the jelly donut. if you'd like to add extra grease to your philly cheese steak you shit on the broad after it's finished.
one night i was really tying one on and i met a girl that i really hated but she wanted to get at it doggy. so i started to bang her out, then i got the urge to donkey punch her so i did, and since i was hittin that keister it provided me the perfect chance to pink sock her. by this time she was in some serious pain, so i turned her over and let go right in her mug, followed by a right hook to the nose. feeling invincible i then shit right on her....just then yeti came in and asked if i was hungry and i said no, but this bizzle just got a philly cheesesteak...extra grease.
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The practice of "cooking" a Slim Jim, or other dried meat stick, by using a cigarette lighter thereby giving it a nice smokey taste. Said to "taste just like steak ". Most commonly occurs withing the confines of an inner city urban setting.
Damn, Melvin's been cooking up that Slim Jim for ten mintues. That Brick City steak-stick gonna be banging
Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
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old school way of describing the neighborhood badass, or any badass mother fucker, for that matter.
Hollis: yo man! Omar don't back down from no one.
Antoine: Dude, he's tougher than a $2 steak!
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Unusually or inexplicably ( and possibly undesirably) tough or impenetrable
Mr T is tough like a $2 steak!
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