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The act of paying for your own idiocy
For example, if you have left your keys in the house, and ended up locked out, you'll have to call a 24 hour locksmith to get back in, you'll probably have to pay the guy £80.
That £80 is £80 twat tax.
The opposite of twat tax would be if you put on a pair of jeans you haven't worn in a while, and you find some money in the pockets, that can be known as a Twat Tax Rebait
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Income tax is a tax on the income of a person or corporation. In the United States, it is usually collect at both the state and federal level; however, there are a few states which do not currently tax personal income.
The abover definition is completely false, because the federal income tax doesn't discriminate between sources of income from government occupations and private labor. See e.g. 26 U.S.C. § 61. Otherwise, how would the federal government be able to fund its operations?
Tax protestors and other fringe lunatic types make all kinds of specious, pseudo-legal arguments to try to avoid paying the income tax. They put their own idiosyncratic spin on the laws to try to defend their actions. The IRS and the federal courts don't appreciate this, and usually fine them out the ass for their frivolous litigation
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the money you have to pay a bum when he buys you liquor or cigarettes (if you're a minor that is). Generally you give them a twenty and let them keep the change, so they get in between 3 and 5 dollars for their services.
A: I've got just enough to buy a bottle!
B: I dont have my fake ID though. Do you have enough to cover the bum tax?
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Refers to the fact that if you live in Philadelphia for more than a few months someone will steal from you or randomly smash something of yours (ex. car windshield). Once you have been stolen from, or had something of yours pointlessly destroyed by some drunk, thug, retard, ghetto (are you my daddy?) bastard, punk, etc. Philadelphian you have paid the Philadelphia tax. The Philadelphia tax is often paid many many times throughout a lifetime.
Person #1: "Someone smashed my window after the Iggles won, yo."
Person #2: "Philadelphia tax, yo."
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A strange fast food phenomena where women in your life have the automatic, compulsive need to reach over and swipe some of your french fries before you eat; whether she has her own order of fries or not.
Joe Blow: Hey QUIT IT!! Jack, your GF just took like a handful of both our fries before we've even had the chance to sit down!! Isn't she having a SALAD??
Jack Schmo: Duuuude don't argue with it. It's The Fry Tax.
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When you owe an ex boyfriend or friend money, but they've treated you so badly that it now counts as a tax and you never have pay them back.
Your boyfriend lends you money for a flight, but then you find out he's been sleeping with other women ..... Dump him and tell him about twat tax.
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The requirement of acknowledging another person's tradition, ideology, or custom even though it has no basis in reality. The obstruction of human progress caused by devotion to something that is not real.
Our inability to cut medical costs by passing end of life legislation is a reality tax imposed by conservative social and religious groups.
Laws against insulting the national leader are a reality tax on the press.
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