"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"
The place where I got my afternoon naps.
Besides addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, higher level math is absolutely worthless to the everyday Joe. When's the last time you used Calculus at the supermarket or ever?
Maths Circus is the best fucking game in the world.
Maths Circus is cool
Another Synonym for having sex; as the poem goes:
"Add the Bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
Then Multiple"
We can apply the Phrase "Lets go do some Math Problems" when wanting to have sex with your Partner.
Guy- Babe, lets go do some math problems
Girl- Im sorry honey, im not in the mood to divide today
someone or somethings with alot of problems
that stoner is a math textbook
The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.
Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."
Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.
Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.
Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.