Deal with these whores

When chicks are wearing hot outfits and you wanna pound the fuck out of them.

I went to the club and had to go deal with these whores afterwards.

dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.

Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal

He thinks covid was not a big deal

This is more implicit false dichotomy framing.

Mas Sirrah "He thinks covid was not a big deal"

Hym "This ☝️ is a trap. He's trying to frame it as though it either WAS or WAS NOT 'a big deal' (which is this amorphous and subjective phrase). How 'big of a deal' it was would exist on a gradient and the REAL question is 'Was it a big enough deal to shut down the country and destroy the economy for years to come and does it mean that we should set a precedent where people are expected to cede authority over their bodily autonomy to the state?'and the ANSWER is no. All of the data suggested that the answer was 'No' BEFORE we shut the country down and AFTER we opened everything back up it was revealed that IT WASN'T a good idea to do that. The conservative media reported this in real time and they were CORRECT. Also, if the vaccine works, the people who take it are fine and the people who don't SHOULD BE adequate informed of the risks and have made their own decision."

Mas Sirrah "This is why people shouldn't listen to you!"

Hym "You're not the savior, Sam-Er, Mas! I know mommy told you that Jewish women are little Jesus factories but nobody needs you to save them and they die either way. You're being told to go fuck yourself, Jew. No I will not take a vaccine if I don't fucking feel like it. If you force me, I will manually kill the people I WOULD HAVE killed by not taking the vaccine. Get the fuck right out of here."

let the karma deal with the drama

Romanian saying about dealing with situations that cause drama, but are not in ones complete control to solve.

one says: "I really hate my neighbourhood. I wonder if I will ever find a new place to move away from there."
one answers: "I'm sure it will work out somehow. let the karma deal with the drama!"

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

ghetto deal

a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.

brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?