Greek

the antient greeks took blake and killed him for food thats what i call nostalgia

blake was killed by the greeks and was eaten thats nostalgia

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

Greek

Reference to anal sex

Me and my wife did Greek for the first time last night.

Greeks

Lanky dogs who have no left foot

Siki: I don't date aussies, I date Greeks and non aussies

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

Greek Holiday

An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!

Sloppy Greek

Two slices of bavarian stonemill bread that have butter melted on both sides and places inside a toaster oven for five minutes. You then put two peices of ham and a mountain-wooping-ton of tzatziki sauce.

Hey Joe, where you going without that Sloppy Greek of yours?