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A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.
That guy is such a towel, he he made a wither farm and then 1v5’d us and won.
The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.
"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"
I did the Xbox 360 towel trick and then tried it in other places in life and it actually does work everywhere.
When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first
Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.
Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels
When venting a beer for chugging a little bitch uses a towel so they won't get a booboo.
Hey did you see Ben Macey using that venting towel?
-yeah that kids a huge pussy
When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture
She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her