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A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.
I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.
-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary
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When your definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary.
You're definition has been reviewed and rejected.
Me: What an Urban Diss!
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The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
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When someone says a word should go on urban dictionary jokingly and some asshole steals their idea and puts said word on urban dictionary
Jeff: That's going on urban dictionary haha.
Thief: Haha yeah. (thinks to self) Holy shit he's right! Might have to become an urban thief tonight
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Originally used to find meanings of everything (ex. Advanced, Cliche, Paranormal, Synopsis) but now a place where everybody dump their meanings for words.
Ex: Old UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1.
very unusual or remarkable.
"the extraordinary plumage of the male"
synonyms: remarkable, exceptional, amazing, astonishing, astounding, marvellous, wonderful, sensational, stunning, incredible, unbelievable, miraculous, phenomenal, prodigious, spectacular; More
2.
(of a meeting) specially convened.
"an extraordinary session of the Congress"
Ex: New UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1. Something so awesome it makes you explode
"Man that gold is so extraordinary!"
2. A big fat piece of idiots.
"YOUR SO EXTORDINARY WHY DID I SPELL IT WRONG"
Son: "I will learn the meaning of..... Irrelevant!"
*searches Irrelevant meaning*
Son: Yes, Urban Dictionary!
*Urban Dictionary's top meaning for Irrelevant*
1. Not needed and also a place to die lolololo
"Wait your Irrelevant <3"
*shows a bad pic*
Son: AAARGHHH
Dad: OMG SON YOU'RE GROUNDED
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A person that lives in the city, whether it be big or small, or elsewhere that is not on the open sea, that partakes in the ritual of stealing anything he can get his hands on.
In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.
John: I'm bored.
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*
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People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary
Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.
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