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The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.
Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
When something constantly happens to you multiple times in a week and it’s like just your bad luck and not your fault
sir ur under arrest
officer that’s the 4th time this weeek
P.T.P.
Person who performs in the clutch with all the Pressure.
Named by Dicky V.
Dick Vitale says "Kobe Bryant is a Prime Time Performer baby, hes the real deal."
Time that is enjoyed with a very special person.
I had such great Bella time with you.
Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
I went on a run a very short time ago
The Best song ever made, made by the amazing band Indigo Blu
Idiot (Clearly Colour blind): what you listening to ?
Gigachad: Green Blue Same Time
Idiot: Red Brown Same Time I don't know I'm colour blind.