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The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item
I totally had to monkey paw the big phone
When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole
Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!
The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.
She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.
Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!