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Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023


Brown Christmas

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.

Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.

by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023


Brown Christmas

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

by Ragulishious January 9, 2024


Beantown Brown

A brown-skinned brotha that knows Boston like the back of his hand. (AKA Mr. Boston) He also takes on hopeless cases of white girls trying to obtain their "Ghetto Passes" and he enjoys Haitian food emmensely.

Amber: "Man, I wish I was more black."

Cliff: "No worries baby. Beantown Brown gonna hook you up!"

by Wannabe Urban Girl March 4, 2011


fancy brown

Basically anyone that is greater than or equal to the sexiness that Pasha E. provides to the world.

Mandeep ain’t fancy brown, that ain’t Pasha level

by Peezythegod April 15, 2020


Nick brown 51

The ugliest being known to mankind

Oh gross it’s Nick brown 51
No bro that’s just Bruce vilanche
Oh thank god

by Analbead554 July 3, 2019


Kevin Lee Brown

Very sexy and smart. One of the greatest people ever. A great sex machine and all girls want him. He is great at everything. He is more beast more than his dad. If you get a Kevin keep him. He is the most bad ass person ever.

I'll Kevin lee brown your ass into next week.

by Poppy small Wang July 15, 2017