When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.
When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse
Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"
A brown-skinned brotha that knows Boston like the back of his hand. (AKA Mr. Boston) He also takes on hopeless cases of white girls trying to obtain their "Ghetto Passes" and he enjoys Haitian food emmensely.
Amber: "Man, I wish I was more black."
Cliff: "No worries baby. Beantown Brown gonna hook you up!"
Basically anyone that is greater than or equal to the sexiness that Pasha E. provides to the world.
Mandeep ain’t fancy brown, that ain’t Pasha level
The ugliest being known to mankind
Oh gross it’s Nick brown 51
No bro that’s just Bruce vilanche
Oh thank god
Very sexy and smart. One of the greatest people ever. A great sex machine and all girls want him. He is great at everything. He is more beast more than his dad. If you get a Kevin keep him. He is the most bad ass person ever.
I'll Kevin lee brown your ass into next week.