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When a woman inhales a cigarette then blows the smoke on a man's sweaty balls before she licks them .
I love to lick smog balls because they taste like a salty ash tray .
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Extreme courage and valor in any given situation.
Ronald Speirs of the US Army during WWII who ran through German infantry, artillery, and armor to join up with I Company. Only to then run through all that again to rejoin back with E Company. Balls Time.
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When a man ejaculates the human body holds back to maintain the oval shape of the balls. When you shoot it all out, you create a vacuum, thus you have ball collapse. This often occurs in the presence of an excess of pussy.
"Jesus christ, back in the 70's when I was over Rick James house. I got so much ass I caught a case of Ball Collapse."
"Women be talking shit, men don't know nothing about pain! Women have babies! I be like bitch, YOU don't know about pain. I've had ball collapse. They don't have epidural for that." - Charlie Murphy
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In current usage, any disastrous situation. The balls referred to are NOT testicles. The term dates from the days of wooden sailing ships when the existence of a shipboard disaster, such as plague, lack of food or water, mutiny, etc. was communicated to the outside world by hoisting large-ish, brightly painted wooden balls up into the rigging. Balls of different colors represented different disasters and therefore served as either requests for assistance or warnings to stay clear.
Ed: What a complete Balls Up!
Ted: You said it.
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The secret true meaning of “ball’s on the ground!” in a disastrous football play as a player is ultimately humiliated as an inept and clueless jerk who dropped the ball.
Those sad Raiders and their sad balls on the ground are the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all day.
1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
when two people play really good basketball together when they are on the same team
brian and scott play really good team ball