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where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.
friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.
I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.
The best day ever for the Omori fandom
Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit
A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.
"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.
Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?
On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.
I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!