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"You want your breakfast whore? Here's your breakfast!"
I gave her such a whore's breakfast, she won't need any lunch.
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A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.
Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.
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Having coffee, cake & anal sex in the morning.
- Hey sweetie! Are you up for breakfast?
- Only if it's Romanian Breakfast!
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When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.
News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."
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Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.
'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'
'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'
'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
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When you wake up in the morning and decide to splooge on a chicks twoit and cover it with milk and ceral(Luckey Charms Works The Best) and then eat her out.
I ran out of cereal bowls, so had to preform an Elba Breakfast on some hot ass chick.
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When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.
i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast
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