Cum Cooking

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.

Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?

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loves to cook

A girl who loves the cock

That girl LOVES to cook!!!

She loves to cook!!!

Other warped versions include chefs and other food-industry workers.

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cook hax

A Zezima stalker in runescape.. uses king vash to locate him

vash tell me what world zezima is on now!

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Cooked Tiger

A process in which two or more people engage in sexual activities. The man then ejaculates in the woman's/man's oral cavity. the woman/man then spits the semen back onto the "givers" rectal entrance. Then anonother person must ingest the semen oraly. if they gag, they get punched in the head.

My youth group performed a cooked tiger on pasture O'Brian. He gagged...

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Dane Cooking

Watching Dane Cook's stand-up routine, or reciting lines from the routine.

Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.

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cooked crack

when something is very cool or back in style.

Yo did you see the new vintage Jordans? Them shits is back like cooked crack

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Dane Cook

Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.

Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"

5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?

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