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Where all ishees and commerces go to slave away their weekend. Sometimes they finagle a way to get their friends to come along, but mostly it's just them.
Man, I drove over by the ishee slave field this weekend, and there was commerce, sweating like a pig, picking cotton, and his mom was on the porch drinking lemonade in a white suit, and every time he'd slow down, she'd crack his ass with a whip.
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An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
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the act of staying after a baseball (or any other sports) game and drinking all the half full/full cups of beer that people left behind. great for saving money drinking, or underage drinking
Dude lets stay after the game and drink all the left field leftovers then drunkenly stumble to the train.
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When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.
The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.
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1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat
Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy
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a huge gap in her teeth, enough possibly to kick a field goal.
shes got field goal face...you can kick a field goal through her teeth..nasty.
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A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.
Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.
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