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A two-headed person and/or animal that thoroughly enjoys having one of its head ingested by another one of its kind.
Hot chick 1: "I just saw a huge Jordan over in the bushes"
Hot chick 2: "thats totally psychedelic!"
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A kid that tries to convince everyone that he's related to a celebrity
Person1: "Hey look at that guy telling everyone that he's related to MJ."
Person2: "Yeah dude, he's such a Jordan"
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a male that is tall and blonde. but he sometimes isnt liked very much. but he has a girl that loves him no matter what. and he loves her even though she isnt the best looking girl..
he has an outer shell which makes him act like he is big and bad.
although he has a very kind heart but people never really see past his outer shell
max: "do you like Jordan?"
william: "yeah, hes alright. he can be stupid sometimes though."
max: "yeah, he tries to be big."
william: "yeah, but hes not that bad."
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A stupid ass fagget that thinks he is the shit when realy he looks like an aftermath of a cluster fuckk of gay butt sex.He is worthless and trashy.He will eventually get aids and will always look like a gay douche.He fails at life.And doesnt do anything except text diffrent girls every night.He is gross and he reminds me of a fagenated ice butt hole. XD
a fagget ass quier. :)-jordan
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A tool someone who is used and drives a crappy toyota celica s. One who is being used by the ladies for rides and money, usually best friends with losers but thinks he is a straight up g. Thinks they can drive stick and does all around stupid shit.
Person 1: dude did you hear what billy did last night smashing mail boxes
Person 2: yeaa he is such a jordan
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Social Parasite. Small and oily usually found clinging to the sweating arse cheeks of Z list celebrities.
You'll never believe it, I've got another stinking Jordon tryin to climb up my ring!
That filthy Jordan tried to make a come back, so I twatted it with a Harvey. The Harvey ate it.
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The biggest slut you could ever meet. She will fuck anything that walks. Shes a lying, inconsiderate slutty bitch who's vagina is a place where men get trapped and lost forever. Don't ever trust a Jordan. She will betray you because shes a fucking trampy ass bitch working at a popeyes in germany.
Dont trust a hoe, never trust a Jordan.. i mean, hoe.
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