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The flea market.
Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels
the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.
i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik
When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.
“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”
The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.
Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
Hey John any plans for tonight?
Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight