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Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.
I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.
a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders
most illegal immigrants are red mexicans
the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.
i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik
When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.
Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge