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When you touch or see any of the females private parts
“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard”
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The sorta people that leave really pathetic definitions on here as they have nothing better to do!
U lot are sad bastards
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when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"
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Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.
"dude you just told my wife i'm having an affair, you jack bastard!"
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used to describe people or things that piss off or annoy you in anyway. used only when describing the object and not to directly insult it. not to be yelled or shouted.
coined by "The Chief", June 2000 RIP
In response to the spider creature that knocks you over in Legend of Zelda:
"aaahh you little rat bastard"
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Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.
The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!
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