blow a load

to put your laundry in the dryer

justin: brb I have to go blow a load

joann: ...

justin: put my load of laundry in the shower lol...get your mind out of the gutter q=

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pad load

Sarcastic as in "thanks a lot." 'Pad' referring to a maxi-pad.

Cookie: "Dude, I just pooped on your floor."
Ryan: "Thanks a pad load."

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heavy load

Asking a lot from someone.

"Bru, I need you to cover me at the bar tonight and let me crash at your place"

"Dude... heavy load."

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Fuck Load

Seven (7) of any item.
Any item numbering seven (7) shall be considered a fuck load

James "How many boxes to ship?"
Russ "One box shy of a fuck load!"
JP "Make that a full fuck load boys, got the last box to load this fuck the fuck up"

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Rogue Load

When you shoot your cum but you can't find where it went

Awh mate, I was going at it last night but I popped a rogue load and couldn't find it ay!

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power load

a huge load of shit crapped into your pants, usually by accident

Based on the look of his face, I think that Brian Johnson of AC/DC was singing "TNT" so hard that he dropped a power load in his shorts!

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lighten the load

a nice way to say poopng. you feel lighter after you do it.

my stomach hurts i think i have to go lighten the load

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