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When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!
a twink that farts, sometimes it can be a shart
"wow that guy just pulled a twinky fart"
"what does that mean?"
"the guy is a twink and he farted"
When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.
Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie
A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.
geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?
A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.
Kate? You mean that blonde twinky-twonk with the pink Converse?