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The best away trip out of all newcastle jets games. Usually get a shitload down to the gosford hotel hours before kickoff pretty taking over the hotel getting pissed & singing chants in the pub followed by a march to the ground where at least a flare is let off on the way to the ground. This is usually followed by a couple ejections in the stadium thanks to some over zealous policing. Also is usually a couple drunk push & shoves after the game.
Coast away - F3 derby
"How good was coast away?" (Jets fan 1)
"Fucking amazing, cant wait to do it all again next time" (Jets fan 2)
Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.
Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us
Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)
The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.
He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.
I was Playing keep away with Chewbacca last night
internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.
newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI
oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.
“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away” While not a popular expression it was first cited in the Hawaiian travel magazine “Aloha Days” in 1965. Since that time it has come into wider usage throughout the islands and the west coast.
“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”