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this is a real booze bag slut. she has been on the road and had sex with many and left moist, vaginally, because she is such a dirty whore. she will typically wear leather, have a shitty tatoo and a feathered hair cut.
Man, that bitch looks roadhard put away wet.
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What most men are cruising for on Tinder. A girl to drive by-bang and then be on their merry way to the next.
A product of our easy access, disposable culture.
Friend: So how was that girl you met from Tinder last night, any potential?
Him: No, but good for an easy-lay take-away.
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The best away trip out of all newcastle jets games. Usually get a shitload down to the gosford hotel hours before kickoff pretty taking over the hotel getting pissed & singing chants in the pub followed by a march to the ground where at least a flare is let off on the way to the ground. This is usually followed by a couple ejections in the stadium thanks to some over zealous policing. Also is usually a couple drunk push & shoves after the game.
Coast away - F3 derby
"How good was coast away?" (Jets fan 1)
"Fucking amazing, cant wait to do it all again next time" (Jets fan 2)
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Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.
Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us
Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)
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The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.
He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.
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I was Playing keep away with Chewbacca last night
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