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Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.
Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.
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Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.
A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.
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Oral sex as a birthday present.
You're getting a birthday kiss
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an amazing prank in which an un-named friend blindfolds an erin, lathers her in ketchup, and makes her sit with him/her in a jaccuzzi with a sailor hat on.
(or it can just mean sex with an erin who has a sailor hat on)
lots of fun. =)
kelsey: so how did erins birthday turn out?
levi: pretty well, it took forever getting the hat on though.
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an excuse to smoke a fat sac and drink till u cant even stand and then just act totally retarded cause hey ITS YO BIRTHDAY! and no one can stop u, its like u turn into a super hero when someone states "it's yo birthday"
you: yo i dunno if i should drink tonight cause i have church in the morning
friend: nah fuck it, its yo birthday! GO (name here) IT'S YO BIRTHDAY!!!
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A Birthday Sandwich is a sexual innuendo for a man laying on his back, a woman straddling him, and another man filling the final hole of said woman. Said sandwich must be received on birthday.
A Birthday Sandwich on any other occasion would be commonly known as a Three-Way.
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The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.
It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.
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