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Its a fucking cool ass sport its not ment for everyone and thats chill, Anerican football players tend to be more popular at school
Some fucking dumbass put American Football as a stupid fucking band no one cares about
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Beer drunk while watching a game of football. Normally swill that can be drunk in large quantities without getting drunk.
"I love football beer! I can drink it all day at work and not get drunk!" - canadian fan
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One of the most physically and mentally demanding sports in the world. To all the europeans that think its a sport for fat people to run in to each other you're wrong. Fat people that play football usually suck. It takes way more skill than soccer (I've played both). Try going up against a 240 lb linebacker thats yelling stuff to you about your mom than runs at you with a full out sprint and hits you so hard all you see is black for a few seconds than says something about how he lit your ass up while you're laying on the ground. You need way more leg strength than any other sport. The low man wins and by doing this you have to get REALLY low than on top of that you have to push guys that weigh around 200 lbs that are pushing back at you. Also if you say pads are for wimps they really don't do that much. All they do is make opponents hit you harder. On top of your own weight you have to carry you now have to carry another 30 lbs on your back while sprinting down the field.
European that thinks football is gay: American Football is gay.
American Football player: No you're just a pussy.
European that thinks football is gay: Yeah you're right.
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That chick was ugly, she looked like michigan football.
Hey Jim, What Matt? That guy tried to suck my dick. I think they call that playing michigan football in that state up north.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and goat of football
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A game that is enjoyed by over 90% of America that is not only physically demanding but also mentally challenging. It is played in many countries with different rules but still keeps the basics of the game. In the US their are 32 professional teams in the largest league known as the NFL, but their are also many smaller leagues that are being formed and that have folded over the years(AFL(Merged with the NFL), USFL, and the WFL are a few). Many of the NFL teams have bitter rivalries between 1 or 2 teams because of old games that were played over 50 years before any of the modern players were born. Some people say it is a pansy sport because the players wear helmets and pads, but they do not think about what would happen to a 210lb Quarterback if he was tackled by a 270lb Defensive end without pads(he would have a broken bone after landing on hard dirt) And others say rugby is better just because they don't wear pads but in my opinion they are both fun and challenging games that require similar skills.
Lineman: So johnny are you gonna try out for the football team this year?
Johnny: No thanks American Football is for faggots who wear pads.
Lineman: *Tackles and snaps Johnny's spine* Are pads faggoty now?
Johnny: Mommy
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A mini-game of sorts played in the Halo video game series. It can be played on any game using the bomb or skull and teams. Usually in long areas, such as Bloodgulch, one time takes the "ball" and begins to move to the other teams "endzone," passing the ball back and forth between each other as necessary. The opposing team will then try to melee or intercept a passed ball, and take it back to the other endzone. First team to the predetermined score wins, usually followed by the elimination of the opposing team.
Penalties are awarded for using the energy sword to melee, or using weapons other than the necessary melee attack.
"Dude, wanna play some Halo Football again tonight?"
"Hell yes, we owned those kids last night"
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