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Konging

When kinging (sitting on a someones face so they can lick a males ass) the male proceeds to bang on his chest like King Kong.

During forplay the other night, Ryan say on my face and beat on his chest. He was Konging me.

by EssBee_33 September 23, 2020


Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024


Hong Kong Observatory

Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.

A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.

by MTR GUY September 29, 2023


Mabuti Kong Kaibigan

A horny friend who always asks for dick pics and sex out of nowhere. Often associated with a specific yellow flower.

Jed: "Mabuti Kong Kaibigan, Tite Mo'y Wag Pagkaitan."

by King E Namo November 23, 2021


XING KONG

XING KONG is a contract artist of Electronic Music Information’s sub-project DarkGlow, he is a pioneer of Chinese dubstep scene. XING KONG has produced and released original tracks or bootleg tracks since 2012, becoming one of the earliest dubstep producers and dubstep cultural popularizers in China. Since 2013, XING KONG has been the manager of Baidu Dubstep Tieba.

XING KONG also has a well-known Chinese nickname: 星空下的舞者. This nickname has been officially used since 2007. In the same year, he started managing various independent forums, which laid the foundation of dubstep culture promotion years later. Previously, XING KONG also used S-Dancer, DipperX and other stage names to release tracks. Until 2019, XING KONG was adopted as his main stage name.

Since 2012, XING KONG has been outputting dubstep theory and production technical articles through independent forums, Baidu Tieba, Zhihu, NeteaseCloudMusic and other platforms. Especially in the early times, it helped many netizens to come into contact with dubstep and its rich sub-genres. Considering the spread of this knowledge, XING KONG has made an important contribution to China's dubstep field, no matter in music production or cultural promotion.

Before graduating from graduate school, XING KONG also served as a mentor in the DJing & music production training institution, helping many music lovers who are eager to become electronic music producers to realize their producer dreams, which also paved the way for many Chinese dubstep producers later. XING KONG has shared many production technologies from worldwide to the students and let the knowledge popular and well-used. This mentor stage gained him lots of respects among the dubstep producers.

From 2015 to 2017 alone, XING KONG successfully created many big internet event. For example, the viral video “When Mom Isn't Home, Freaks (XING KONG Edit) (A.K.A 今天妈妈不在家)” in bilibili. The western culture and Chinese culture combined headbanging video “开门红 & Where We Belong (XING KONG Mashup) (A.K.A 开门大波红)”.There are many hits such as “烏鴉咬與八咫烏” which are often used as BGM of various channels.

The tracks in the EP "桜" released by XING KONG on January 18, 2017 have been used as BGM numerous times by the public channels, such as selfie videos of the famous make up blogger 千户长生 and many other internet celebrities, the reality shows like "潮流合伙人" (2019-12-20) and other TV shows, countless Japanese restaurants that play Japanese trap, and so on.

by TEPP March 16, 2020


Diddy Kong Racing

when u sea a girl u like and u yell diddy kong racing to attract her. Its kindof a mateing call

SEE HOT GIRL: Diddy kong racing!

by Please excuse me February 27, 2018


kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 8, 2014