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It isn't a lie if he thought you were me. You're actively pretending to be a guy that you are not. I haven't pretended to be anyone.
Hym "If you're pretend to be me then you are clearly fine with child murder and it's a lie to say it's an insane lie that he accused you of it. Actually, according to the religious even if you explicitly assent to child murder, you aren't actually doing that."
When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.
Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."
Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.
That my friends is self lie-solation.
When someone says something bad about you to your face then later on comes back and apolo-lie to cover their tracks like everything is alright
When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.
Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/
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A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true
Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.