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when you comd a pussy then fuck it
ken is poodle petting me
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Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.
Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.
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Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob
My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.
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What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around.
I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey
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I loved listening to the songs West End Girls and We Built This City in '85
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slang for penis - generally considered puerile.
She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.
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stinkhorn
unzip your fly, lets the stinkhorn loose
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