When your bro got some grillz on the weekend and he's blinding you with the sun shining off the grills
"My guy is PINGING right now"
"Yah, thats a lot of drip"
When you here the grandfather clock hit 12 and you have an instant organsm
She looks like she just had a ka-ping.. gross
Edit a photo have way too many effects.
Dude, you ping-designed that picture!
Edit something to have way too many effects.
Dude, you ping-designed that photo!
A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer
Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.
Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR