sharpie season

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".

Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!

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Slump Season

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”

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Hoody Season

Wen jah side ting steal her mandems hoody foe u tu due triflin shit wit it

It’s hoody season for that simp ass trick

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reason for the season

Something that is awesome, or important.

Kim Kardashian is the reason for the season

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open season

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

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juggin season

when broke boys think they can flex and get serves

juggin season is finally over and the broke boiz will go home

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Comeback season

The time period where you hear from your exes and old flings back to back or within the same month.

My ex texted me and then I ran into the guy that kept trying to hookup, so i guess it's comeback season.

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