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A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.
Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
The act of procrastination by jerking off.
How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back
"Squeezing ween".
Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.
Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !
Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.
an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏
Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his
To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist
A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!