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International act like a middle schooler on social media
a: yo why u posting this cringy shit
b: it’s November 30
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Jimmy: Holy shoot it's December 30! They day before Christmas Eve!
Holly: Get ready for some fun tomorrow!
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A person who has 30 lines on his/her abs and is swole as fuck
Andre has a fuckin 30 pack dude, he can easily kick your ass
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when a man has sex with a women when she is sleeping in bed at 7:30 in the morning
hey you pervert i was sleeping bastard
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Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.
Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.
Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
EXAMPLE 1--
normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30
EXAMPLE 2--
strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
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Full on fighting no rules for thirty seconds with a friend
I got this black eye from running 30's with JC
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When you fight for 30 seconds
A cuhh you sorry in football. Nigga run my 30
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