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After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..
I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.
Laid back with a good sense of humor
Gets along with most people, especially my friends and family
Some sense of adventure and willingness to explore (and I ain’t just talking in the bedroom)
Someone who sees the things that I am oblivious to
Someone who is NOT an entitled materialistic or shallow princess
A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.
Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!
A place that makes chicken way to big
Panda Express you better cut down your chicken because how am I supposed to fit this in my mouth
Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)
Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
Someone who used to work out a lot but now just has flabs instead of abs
Arnold Schwarzenegger is becoming a pudgy panda.
What you get when you mix a Dutch, Canadian, and Irish girl.
Man, Nancy’s squad is so cool, I wish i had a panda squad.