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When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened
Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”
When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.
"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."
The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.
First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."
second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'
going on!"
When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.
The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.
When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.
“She actually sat on his face man”
“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”
After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone
After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.