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A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.
A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz
"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
The painful buffeting sound made when driving with one of the rear windows partially down.
Paige! Roll the window up I'm getting horrible Window Zaxxon up here.
A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.
Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.
Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.
"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)
I can't network my Windows Vista.
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By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.
I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file
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