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an amazing person; beautiful, smart, cool, know-it-all; likes pink and green; my friend toni k...
My friend goes by the name, Ms. Oh So Wonderful...
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When sperm and blood come out of that sorry thing you call a penis
I'm so lonely I jerked off so much that I blew a 3$ Honolulu Wonder Cooler all over the place
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penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
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When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP
I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.
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A girl who NEEDS to where a bra but doesnt. yes i know it is very disturbing, ecspecially when they where a tank top. yikes!!!
Also a girl who takes a "shower" but.... really doesnt take one and that smell like B.O. like 24-7!!!!!!
They may also talk about their friends from home that you have no clue who they are.....A LOT!!!!!!!
Abi: Effing epiphany!!!
EVERBODY else: what are you talking about!!!!??? WTf!!!
Abi: you know beth right?
EVERBODY else: NO! who the frick are you talking about???!!!
Abi: my bestfriend from home.
EVERBODY else: how the heck am i supposed to know her???!!!!
Abi: idk but she just had an effing epiphany.
EVERBODY else: and we care whyyyy.....
Abi: i dont know....EMILY can i go watch you and Gerber baby go make-out!!!!!??????
Abi= Bra-less Wonder!!!!shhhhhh she doesnt know it yet....hehe
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Waddup? = Suda - Wuda Wonders
What is it? = " "
Oh really? = " "
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An upcoming Super Mario Bros. Series game which is also a drug trip.
Mario Fan: "Super Mario Bros. Wonder is litterally a drug trip."