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When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
The friend who doesn’t want to hang out, but only seems to be around for the most difficult life experiences/emergencies.
I can’t seem to have a normal, fun date with him. The sky always has to be falling for us to meet up, he’s some sort of a Bad Time Charlie!
running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting
person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now
person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time
Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.
Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"
Person 2: "Thank you for your time."
its time to grab a good old cold corona with a lemon and drink it with the friends
me:' Its corona time'
you;'Dont you mean covid-19'
me:'no i mean the tasty mexican beer that you can enjoy with a piece of lemon too not covid-19'
Yay ! It’s corona time. Let’s change constitution and rule this country forever.
Ees corona time! The time of the corona. Quarantine is shit. Ees corona time!