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Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.
You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!
When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!
The best group of friends a girl could have, addicted to screenshots of poetics.
Those Moms 👄 are the smexiest!
The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom
"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."
Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old
"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.
guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???