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A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.
Last night, Martin was totally channeling "The Dave", he got 3 numbers, 2 sloppy make-outs, 6 hard-ons, and bargained the pizza guy down to $2!
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Dave is the type of guy that’s chill. It could also be short for David. He gets all the girls but everyone thinks he’s sometimes gay.
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A Quakertown term for Marijuana (Quakertown Brown), Made popular by the crew F.O.D
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a) A fantastic TV channel in the UK that shows lots of Top Gear and Ray Mears stuff
b) The name you use when you can't think of a person's name
a) Oh, is Top Gear on Dave again?!
b) A - What was the name of that person we saw in the street?
B - I dunno! Dave?!
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The art of giving a random opinion about something you have no idea expecting to be successful, but you never are.
You are "daving" if you say: The currency exchange for CHF must be 3 euros
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Saving an Item in Mario Kart 64, only to use it at a key location or time in a race
Quit daving that banana peal, you've been holding it the entire lap!
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Dave is an almighty being
You do as Dave asks
You listen to the speaking of Dave
You worship the Dave
Dave is god
Matt: oh cool dog
Emily: yeah his name is Dave
Matt: *literally worships the dog
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