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HOLY SHIT!!! we all new he was amazing but he absolutly exploded in the NBA finals averaging more than 36 points in the last 4 games against dallas, this guy is unbelievable, he has a unique sense of patience of taking absolutly whatever the defense throws at him, he has the speed to blow right by a defender playing tight, he has mastered the pick and roll, by sticking that foot waaayyyyy out in front and either using it to blow by a defender as a first step or he can take the step up jumper and hit all day, he absolutly has mastered this game breaking defenses down using only patience, we are witnessing something great here.
expect dwayne wade in another city a year after shaq retires, he could end up with lebron, if he signs a small contract and becomes an unrestricted free agent.
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A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john
PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"
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Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
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Another word for big testicals
John I have massive cojones
Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons
The future of the NBA, along with Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James. Has the crossover of Tim Hardaway and the killer instinct of Michael Jordan.
Dwayne Wade for the win.........YES!!!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER
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Paying 3 thousand dollars for a kilo of narcotics. A semi-preposterous claim by the rapper Jay-Z in his song "empire state of mind." The line is in response to a yung jeezy rap in which he claims to pay Lebron ($23,000) instead of Kobe ($24,000) when he buys drugs by the kilo. Jay-z is either fibbing or is the best drug dealer of all time.
Jay-Z: If Jeezy's paying lebron, I'm paying Dwayne Wade holds up 3 fingers.
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Taking a dump during another country's national anthem.
Is that The Star-Spangled Banner? I'll be back in a minute, I need to take a dwayne wade.
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