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Rhyming slang for Spunk
Which means...
Ejaculate
Cum
Girl : 70s funk across my fucking tits
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A term used to describe something outdated or unimpressive. Behind the times. Think of things from the 70s that were NOT cool. Disco, bell bottoms, American made muscle cars with weak engines, high gas prices, Jimmy Carter, etc. And of course bad 70s Haircuts, which partially originated from the term 70s bush. Mainly used to describe a thing or an action that is inadaquet, old, desperate, haggard, lacking, and tired looking. Another variation is “So 70s”
Donald Trump’s hair is All 70s.
My neighbor’s 33 year old uemployed grandson lives in thier basement and plays Fortnite 24/7. That guy is So 70s
Music may consider these the most influential years in history. A little known Liverpool band hit big in the year 1963 with 'Love me do'. In 1967 The Beatles released the album '(Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)' and through to 1970 they realised another 6 albums including the monumental 'White Album', one of the first double cd, single album. The last recorded Beatles album 'Abbey Road' is known all around the world. The influence of these 3 years could not be matched in a normal 300 years.
The blue album is a double cd greatest hits between 1967-70 with hits including 'Penny Lane', 'Back in the USSR' or 'Let it Be'.
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A band from Cleveland, Ohio quickly shaking up the music scene. This 4 piece group consists of piano, guitar, drums, bass, and vocals. They play rock/pop that people want to hear and put on one of the best live shows on the planet.
"Hey, do you want to go to the 70 Lewis show tonight"?
"What is 70 Lewis?"
"Oh you HUGE idiot... only an idiot wouldn't know what band 70 Lewis was"
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A sinner’s prayer to God to come quickly to save them, so that those who want them to die be ashamed and confused, or who wish to hurt or laugh at them be disgraced for what they have done, while those who seek Him will rejoice in Him and proclaim, “Praise God!”
Psalm 70 reminds believers that the weight of their enemies’ shame, who rejoice in their misfortune or misery, would force them to turn back, and that God is the One who helps them and saves them.
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The situation in which a pathetic attempt to belittle people is committed, in order to lower the metaphorical playing field to make yourself appear bigger by making reference to past mistakes and embarrassments.
Dickish guy: haha lets post this thing online to make fun of people.
Other dickish guy: Yeah good plan
Victim: This is 70 euros all over again.
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When a male virgin enters a brothel and proceeds to pay a whore 70 Euros to have sexual intercourse. Yet the plan fails when said male cannot become erect.
Alex: Sup, what can I get for 70 euros?
Whore: You can get two blowjobs and sex.
Alex: Sweet!
*2 blowjobs later, they begin to partake in sexual intercourse yet Alex is unable to achieve an erect penis and leaves the brothel still a virgin*
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