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When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"
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A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.
You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.
I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink
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Typical phrase conveying artificial care and concern for people adversely affected by any number of situations in life; a phrase used in fake concern by people knowing damn well they're not going to do anything to help
Our thoughts and prayers are with Anna, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Now that that's out of the way, did y'all see Love & Hip-Hop last night?
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A womans vagina. vagina box pussy cunt slit Twat
Man i have some wool in my teeth after kneeling on her prayer rug.
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The Pimps Prayer:
Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.
Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.
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A music that will makes you remember the pain from watching Banana Fish.
See also: Rebecca Sugar – Love Like You
I'm in a mood for some sad music, Alexa play Prayer X by King Gnu
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Loafenity Prayer:
God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday
The courage to nap for hours on end
and the hammock to do it in.
I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.