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a romney

a person with no principles, who will shapeshift into anything, in the hopes of getting what they want.

all poiticians pull a romney whenever it suits their needs....

by dick goezinya September 24, 2012

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Romney

The combination of semen and fecal matter. This is achieved through the absence of lube and is much more painful.

When my partner took a shit after anal sex, Romney fell out.

by DownRomneyDown October 12, 2012

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Romney

1. (verb or noun) To utterly crush an opposing individual or team <The Bears sure pulled a Romney on the Jaguars last week(n.)! or The Jaguars sure got Romneyed by the Bears last week(v.)!>.
a. Typically when one has been Romneyed, there is a sense of bewilderment, disbelief and/or panic from the opposing individual, team and/or fans/supporters.
b. When one has been Romeneyed, it typically results in the opposing individual, team and/or fans/supporters resorting to name calling, aggressiveness, and finding significant justification as to why the opposition performed so poorly.

c. The final stage of being Romneyed is acceptance by the opposing individual, team and or fans/supporters that the one who Romneyed the opponent is far superior in a number of ways and is better equipped overall to do the job set forth. The timing of this stage varies by individual; some may realize it immediately and intelligently switch sides, while others somehow get stuck in stage two.
2. (adjective or adverb) To be far superior to the opposing individual or team due to maturity, preparation, history of success, courage, grace and ability. <He successfully won over his opponent because of his Romneyful characteristics (adj). or They Romneyfully fought off their attackers (adv)>.

<The Bears sure pulled a Romney on the Jaguars last week(n.)! or The Jaguars sure got Romneyed by the Bears last week(v.)! <He successfully won over his opponent because of his Romneyful characteristics (adj). or They Romneyfully fought off their attackers (adv)>

by Empowered1234 October 9, 2012

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Romney

pure awesomeness

karisma: dam that guy is the shit
jamie: duh his name is Romney

by crazi_E March 14, 2010

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Pull a Romney

To lie in a job interview.

โ€œIโ€™m totally unqualified for the job, so I figured I'd just pull a Romney. The interviewer bought it though, I start tomorrow!โ€

by The Fairy Princess October 5, 2012

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Romney seat

Any exterior riding area for passengers you no longer wish to keep within the confines of your vehicle - such as a dog kennel strapped to a luggage rack.

"You'd better not blow chunks or I'm making you sit in the Romney seat"

"If your crazy hoe doesn't chillax, I'm throwing her in the Romney seat..."

by stryfe August 14, 2012


Romney Hood

Robin Hood in reverse. Taking from the poor and giving to the rich.

Romney Hood will protect the rich from picking-up the debt tab.

by letmebreathe2012 August 7, 2012

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