bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

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Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

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Berty rag

Dirty Slag - cockney rhyming slang

I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)

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Berty

An stupid dog with an eye infection, who is constantly being abused by his owner Wilsy Boo

Awww look at that stupid dog berty

berlington berties

Breasts - generally tending to be of the larger variety.

You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

uncle bertie

Dirty women

That girls an uncle bertie