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godded

your goated but godded

iโ€™m so godded at this.

by big boy lex December 9, 2021


GOD

G.ay
O.nline
D.ater

My friend is a GODer

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 16, 2019


God

You can't see him because he is not there.

Brasil: So, you're saying that God is the only way to eternal salvation?
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you.
Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished?
HyunGyum: hmm...
Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about.
HyunGyum: ...
Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist!

Atheists: 1
Believers: 0

by BrasilStyle May 6, 2009

2829๐Ÿ‘ 1958๐Ÿ‘Ž


god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003

7228๐Ÿ‘ 5166๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

The guy who created us all, and everything. The one who watches us, knows when and how we will die, when and where we will mean our soul mate and basically everything.

Thank you God for saving my life.

by DVDMe February 22, 2015

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god

Mankind's ultimate scapegoat.

We have FREE WILL. Don't blame GOD for the bullshit YOU create.

by the_anonymous_one April 15, 2007

1442๐Ÿ‘ 1030๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Morgan Freeman

God is Morgan Freeman

by ugaybitch69 November 18, 2019

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